December 2010
9 posts
the blood of the innocent
Me: ministress you have not visited me yet!
Me: i am so lonely and neglected
Ministress of Tasks: i'm sorry slave
Ministress of Tasks: i am ill
Ministress of Tasks: so i am working furiously so i can go home
Me: me too i bet i have some kind of hideous virus
Me: nurturing itself in my veins
Ministress of Tasks: nice
Ministress of Tasks: me too!
Me: maybe our viruses can be friends
Ministress of Tasks: that'd be kinda cool
Me: they could play pool and fight crime together
Ministress of Tasks: will they wear fedoras?
Me: absolutely
Ministress of Tasks: fine then
Ministress of Tasks: my virus will be friends with your virus
Me: excellent
Ministress of Tasks: there will need to be a blood oath of sorts
Ministress of Tasks: unbreakable
Ministress of Tasks: if they are to fight crime together
Me: yes and it must be sealed with the blood of an innocent
Me: otherwise it is meaningless
Ministress of Tasks: of course
Ministress of Tasks: that went without saying
Me: yes i ought to be punished for presuming that you dont know that already, since we prepare you blood of the innocent in your coffee mug in lieu of your regular carcinogen every morning
Ministress of Tasks: yes
vacation
Johnny Idaho: working from home?
Me: i'm on vacation
Johnny Idaho: why are you online then?
Me: i'm ALWAYS online idaho
Me: the body you see in the office is merely my remote control
Me: into your world
Johnny Idaho: you're missing out.
Me: the life of a crimefighter is never one of joy
Me: but the badguys must pay idaho
Me: and someone has to do it
christmas
On 12/15/2010 11:45 AM, Ali wrote: Hi everyone - just a reminder that we’ll be having a lunch and learn today in the Thunderdome. It will start a few minutes after lunch gets here. - Ali —— From: DQ Sent: Wednesday, December 15, 2010 11:50 AM To: Ali Subject: Re: Lunch and Learn Today - Thunderdome ali, may i have a pony for christmas - DQ —- On...
hellcakes
——-Original Message——- From: Ali Sent: Monday, December 06, 2010 2:31 PM To: All Subject: Happy Birthday Parts 2 and 3
Happy Birthday to Leslie and Matt!
Mint Julep Cupcakes and Mocha Rum Brownies are on the bar (if you don’t want alcohol, take one of the cupcakes without chocolate sauce on it. if you want more alcohol, please put more chocolate sauce on your...
ZOMBIE PROM
——-Original Message——- From: DQ Sent: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 1:50 PM To: ALL Greetings [COMPANY REDACTED] Slaves Per our last First Friday company meeting it was announced that some overlord in management had the bright idea to transform our annual Christmas party into a “Prom Night.” For weeks, the mere mention of this possibility has given me cold...
incentives
———— From: DQ Sent: Friday, November 12, 2010 4:04 PM To: All Project Managers Hi all, Dr. Katz, Eli and I have put together a list of tags by which users will be able to search on the new [REDACTED] site. I need the people in this email to go into the following spreadsheet:
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And look at each project that belongs to you and then check off every tag...