wumpuses

Feb 23

adventures in perriland

adventures in perriland

nevver: If PHP were British

nevver:

If PHP were British

(via truthinfuckminor)

Feb 22

Dear Coke Talk: On a real man. -

dearcoketalk:

In your last post, you mentioned men “drinking rye whiskey cocktails like they were some kind of Don Draper starter kit.” I laughed, and it reminded me of a recent conversation I had. The guy informed me that “real men only drink beer.” Coke Talk, where do people get such ideas? I told him that…

Feb 21

it will just take 26,848 hours

———————
From: Me
To: J.G. the White
Cc: Amandrine Garcon
Subject: RE: Contact Form

It will take 4 hours, provided whatever hosting server we end up putting it on doesn’t have stupid-flavored email.

Me

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From: J.G. the White
To: Me
Cc: Amandrine Garcon
Subject: RE: Contact Form

It will be hosted on a TI-85 calculator that the client found in an old filing cabinet. Also needs to be responsive design (supporting TI calculators 80+ and Opera).

Please let me know if this revises the estimate (e.g. if it’ll take less time than anticipated).  

J.G. the White

———————
From: Me
To: J.G. the White
Cc: Amandrine Garcon
Subject: RE: Contact Form

Oh really, well in that case we can do it, it will just take 26,848 hours

I will also need a one-way ticket to the Cayman islands and $30 million dollars

Me

—————————————
From: J.G. the White
To: Me
Cc: Amandrine Garcon
Subject: RE: Contact Form

Sounds good – I will book your time for next week.

Thanks!

J.G. the White

I take pleasure in rejecting your time.

——-Original Message——-
From: Projector OPS [mailto:noreplies@projectorpsa.com]
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:30 AM
To: Me
Subject: You have rejected time for the week of 5-Feb-2012

Dear Slave,

Caitlin has rejected one or more time cards that you have submitted for the week of 5-Feb-2012 for the following reason:

please bill to 2012 Maintenance- General Site Edits

For more details, please visit the Time Entry.

——-Original Message——-
From: Me
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:46 AM
To: Caitlin
Subject: RE: You have rejected time for the week of 5-Feb-2012

Sometimes Caitlin, I file these in the wrong place because it’s like mental exercise for PMs.

Me
Evil Marketing Company

——-Original Message——-
From: Caitlin
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 10:47 AM
To: Me
Subject: RE: You have rejected time for the week of 5-Feb-2012

I appreciate the sentiment, and I take pleasure in rejecting your time. 

Caitlin

Feb 17

From the New Library of Bob: Eric the Human Bookend

From the New Library of Bob: Eric the Human Bookend

(via sex-ads)

Feb 15

it makes my eyes bleed

(Source: certifiedtragedies, via sex-ads)

Feb 11

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Feb 10

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Feb 09

entering your hours has never been creepier (courtesy of Rob B)

entering your hours has never been creepier (courtesy of Rob B)

Feb 08

KNEEL TO ME, FEEBLE HUMANITY

Feb 07

YUP.

YUP.

(Source: truthinfuckminor)