wumpuses

Apr 25

playing games at Karen’s house (Battleship Galaxies)

playing games at Karen’s house (Goth Munchkins)

Apr 24

portrait by Julie of me

courtesy of captain planet

New Michaud Bookend from IKEA $2.99

Apr 19

now i'm back to having cirrhosis of the liver

• Cat: happy you went?
• Me: do you remember in LOTR when Gandalf dies
• Me: and he goes through the portal of pure energy into the heavens
• Me: that is what being at a Garbage concert is like.
• Cat: rigggghttt
• Me: yes
• Cat: maybe
• Me: in fact, when i got to arizona i was very sick, however once i was in Her presence all my illnesses were cured
• Me: i could run ten miles, and cure blindness
• Me: birds and squirrels and the like did my laundry and whenever i walked past dead flowers, they regenerated
• Me: now i'm back to having cirrhosis of the liver
• Cat: so you were snow white for a few days?
• Me: yes

Apr 17

Tucson, AZ

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Apr 15

Apr 13

finesse

• Mister Castle: hey
• Me: hi
• Mister Castle: so [EVIL DISINFECTANT COMPANY] sent us this sentence and said feel free to finese it: "Play to discover an innovative way to stop dirt from spreading around your kitchen!"
• Me: it sounds fine to me
• Mister Castle: that's what i said
• Me: there's no "finessing" something as straightforward as that
• Mister Castle: how do you finese that?
• Me: Play fancifully to discover with utmost magnificence the supremely innovative and majestic way of ceasing the onslaught of dirt from enveloping wholly your illustrious and sacred kitchen space.
• Me: there, finessed.
• Mister Castle: alright
• Mister Castle: alright

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Apr 12

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Apr 11