the lost christmas missives: sam
Mister Sam, there are many ways to dispose of a body, but few, as we discussed previously, are as effective as sealing it up in an old couch or mattress and selling it on the Internet. Like any poorly managed social media network, aging Christmas ham, or Craigslist, a corpse is something nobody wants, but a cheap couch is nearly irresistible in this down economy. And given the anonymity modern society affords salesmen of all stripes and colors, there is no time like the present to get away with murder. Merry Christmas.
