In many of these letters I have been discussing people’s names, their peculiarities and their excellence. Yours is one that fits the bill: Jake [REDACTED]. Now there is a name of a shadowy underdog, whose dark mission is to infiltrate some seedy underworld and expose its hideousness for the good of humanity. Naturally, you will need a supervillain whose name is comparably strange. There are plenty of Russians in the office to choose from, but they are too obvious. Russians are always evil. I mean, look at Jimbo. Instead, I suggest Colby [REDACTED]. Here is someone unassuming, soft-spoken, exceptionally polite… but possibly and secretly irredeemably evil, so incontrovertibly ruthless that we would never expect that he has been masterminding us the entire time. It would be like the movie Unbreakable, except not awful and with way more tweeting.
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