Sometimes I imagine what it will be like in the year 3800, when everyone will have uploaded their minds to Googleface Plus, and people will communicate teletweetically. Undoubtedly very little will have changed, and aside from the Earth having been paved to accommodate the parking lot of The One Walmart (the foundations of which entombs our collective iLife), people will still be disgusting 4chan trolls, corporeal or not. I imagine life will be easier then, because we will have crowdsourced our free will to New Jersey, the last remaining third world country on Earth. Mister Andy MF*#^$!ing Solo, if I were writing this letter on one of those infernal machines connected to the series of tubes, and not this sexy chrome workhorse named Christine, I would insert a link to YouTube right about now. Instead, enjoy this anachronistic emoticon of a wumpus:

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