the lost christmas missives: chad
Mister Chad, how many blogs have we ‘mancipated together since my return to the agency? I cannot count them (principally because I am too lazy). You sir are like the “account whisperer,” who muzzles bulging client behemoths and leads them gingerly into a horrifying wood-chopper (myself), so that we can extract every last dollar from their entrails. We make an excellent team, kind of like that crazed murderer in No Country for Old Men, who carried around a cattle-euthanizing captive bolt pistol. Dark, yes, but accurate, wouldn’t you agree?
