From: Jimbo
Date: Wed 1/4/2012 9:43 AM
To: All
Subject: Genuine Snuggie
Management,
Can we get Genuine hard working man snuggie for work like this and couch too? What would boost productivity on 5th floor. Also I think the climate conditions are close to Anchorage, Alaska right now.
Evil Jimbo 3.0.
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From: Mike *Jesus H. Christ* Miles
Date: Wed 1/4/2012 9:46 AM
To: All
Subject: RE: Genuine Snuggie
But Jimbo, this is your climate!
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From: Management
Date: Wed 1/4/2012 10:06 AM
To: All
Subject: RE: Genuine Snuggie
Evil Jimbo 3.0,
When you were in the Montana woods I’m sure that the weather was colder than this. Your request for warmth is denied.
The president of the company, however, has offered to come upstairs and spoon with anyone who wants warmth on the trendy couches.
This is a free perk for your hard work here at Genuine.
Thank you,
Former HR Exec
