the lost christmas missives: amanda
If I could select a single word to describe you, I would select the word glee. Not because I am a fan of musicals (I am), or because I am particularly gleeful (I am not, as you are well aware), but because you are genuinely gleeful. Now how does that work? It is a well known fact that I emit a “negativularity” (a phenomenon well documented by Spacecat Eric), which has the unfortunate side effect of withering plants and making infants weep. Why Miss [REDACTED], the presence of a pleasant optimism, like a warm body gliding over the surface of an ocean full of great white sharks, gives me strength.
