all your soirees and past indiscretions
Me: ministress
Ministress of Tasks: slave
Me: kristen has agreed to use my 8 hours today to begin working on your memoirs
Ministress of Tasks: i think that is a wise use of your time
Me: i will be writing in visceral detail about all your soirees and past indiscretions
Ministress of Tasks: there are many of those
Me: i noticed a lot of them end in bloodshed
Me: someone needs to set up a charity foundation for these poor gentlemen
Ministress of Tasks: nah, they'll be fine
Me: also, really ministress, a whole schoolbus of nuns!
Me: that's hardly discreet
Ministress of Tasks: they were totally asking for it!
Ministress of Tasks: fun fact--
Me: you were a nun?!
Ministress of Tasks: my first college was at a former monastery
Ministress of Tasks: and there was a nunnery across the way
Me: was it painful going to college every day
Me: with the holiness in such close proximity?
Ministress of Tasks: and there were rumors of underground tunnels connecting the two
Me: that sounds very buffy the vampire slayer
Me: except you would be paralleled with the Mayor who turns into a giant serpent and eats all the students
