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From the Freelance Files: “The Nigerian Scam Artist (Version 2.0)”

The Inquiry:

I am not sure what I want, but this should help you to make a suggestions and give me a price. Every thing is at Godaddy I would like to have links to YouTube, Facebook, PayPal, and tracing, testimonials, services, legal, web traffic statistics, and so on, I need to be advise about it. I am thinking of selling African arts and crafts witch is made by the locals in the streets, this web side will have hundreds of small stuff on it. Than for the more expensive art I would like to have a tracking option where thru a serial number one would be able to follow the path of a art piece. With YouTube  I want to have a link for some of the art work. PayPal, and what you would propose for on line payments. Facebook to help with marketing and sales. And what ells you would think could help. The web sides I want you to look at is one I found on the internet and I think is something close to what could work for me. This should give you a idee of what I am looking for and I am open to all suggestions.

Translation:

There’s been a dip in profits coming out of my overseas email spam syndicate due to the American recession. I’m looking to start scamming my own neighbors, could you please build me a website for 10,000,000,000 GBP which I will wire to you via a secure Western Union account? 

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