the lost christmas missives: pape
Ah Mister Pape, I do hope this note for Walmartmas 2066 has found you well. Do you remember when Genuine was but a wee corporate filing, those fifty-five years ago? When we filled plastic babes with vodka, and Ali was made of flesh and blood rather than titanium, before the company got bought out by Twitterbook Global? Those were the good old days. Now all we have to look forward to is more kids graduating with 700 million dollar social media doctorates, floating Segways powered by room temperature superconductors, and foreclosures on the Moon. Oh well, at least you sold all that Google stock in the ’14s; who knew Apple YahAOL!Soft would make a comeback? Merry Christmas.
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truthinfuckminor reblogged this from wumpuses and added:
just died laughing.
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