Those of you I know very little about I have lumped together in an imaginary Hollywood blockbuster, which is set an alternate present, where humanity has been overrun by an army of rampaging Jimbo Baltikaukases who grew up to become forest rangers instead of .NET programmers, and there is only one RedBox left in all the world. But it is filled with copies of Fargo, which is  somewhat relevant to the plot, but ultimately useless. In this dangerous alternate reality, however, dauntless lumberjacks Frank Heiss and John Grayson (the film is called Heiss & Grayson: Jimbo’s Revenge) have joined forces against the man-slaying Lithuanians in a final battle to restore order to Western Montana. In terms of thematic styling I had in mind something like Battlestar Galactica, but the score will be composed by Avril Lavigne and I will have to find a way to include a vampire birth. I hope you agree this is a brilliant and profitable idea. Happy Holidays.