forever sharp guillotines
Me: ministress
Ministress of Tasks: slave
Me: this morning, i stuck my arm into my aquarium to search for my fish named Katie
Me: because i hadnt seen her for a long time
Me: but she was in fact alive
Ministress of Tasks: that's a shame
Ministress of Tasks: i would have welcomed your tears of sorrow
Me: Katie wanted to say hello because she's a big fan
Me: she tried to bite me when my fingers got close
Ministress of Tasks: i approve of this Katie
Me: can we name the new office manager Katie even if her name isn't Katie
Ministress of Tasks: no
Me: i thought i might ask just in case you got tired and assented out of weariness
Ministress of Tasks: never
Me: yes then i remembered that you never tire, kind of like one of those forever sharp guillotines
Minitress of Tasks: exactly like one of those