KNEEL TO ME, FEEBLE HUMANITY
Me: ministress
Ministress: slave
Me: i have a new ingenious plan for your rulership
Me: do you wish to learn of it
Ministress: of course
Me: [REDACTED] FOR PUBLIC OFFICE, DECEMBER 2012
Me: i will make campaign flyers
Me: and you will have slogans
Me: like KNEEL TO ME, FEEBLE HUMANITY
Ministress: i think that is a genius idea
Me: does it redeem my perri ineptitudes
Ministress: no, not at all
Me: sigh, what if I got perri a helicopter for her going away party
Me: ministress you have a brother?!
Me: i thought that our unnameable lord and master only made females
Ministress: i do have a brother
Me: is he smaller and less frightening in demeanor than you and your sisters, like praying mantis males
Ministress: no, he is actually quite large and terrifying as well
Me: you continue to awe and shock ministress
Me: every day
