wumpuses
it makes my eyes bleed
Ministress of Tasks: slave
Me: Eternal Creator of My Woes Unfathomable?
Ministress of Tasks: we must discuss Perri's departure
Ministress of Tasks: and the status of your tasks
Me: NO! not that, anything but that ministress
Me: i cant bear it
Ministress of Tasks: you must
Ministress of Tasks: please cry while we do it
Ministress of Tasks: it will be beautiful
Me: her departure shrivels my black heart into shreds of dust
Ministress of Tasks: stop lying, you no longer have a heart!
Ministress of Tasks: i ripped that from you eons ago
Me: thats true...
Me: maybe i was speaking metaphorically
Me: would you like me to visit you in your chamber of terror?
Ministress of Tasks: yes
Ministress of Tasks: you may approach.
Me: may i come armed for my protection?
Ministress of Tasks: no
Me: okay
Ministress of Tasks: and do not look me in the eyes
Me: i try not to, it makes my eyes bleed
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