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From: Me
To: J.G. the White
Cc: Amandrine Garcon
Subject: RE: Contact Form

It will take 4 hours, provided whatever hosting server we end up putting it on doesn’t have stupid-flavored email.

Me

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From: J.G. the White
To: Me
Cc: Amandrine Garcon
Subject: RE: Contact Form

It will be hosted on a TI-85 calculator that the client found in an old filing cabinet. Also needs to be responsive design (supporting TI calculators 80+ and Opera).

Please let me know if this revises the estimate (e.g. if it’ll take less time than anticipated).  

J.G. the White

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From: Me
To: J.G. the White
Cc: Amandrine Garcon
Subject: RE: Contact Form

Oh really, well in that case we can do it, it will just take 26,848 hours

I will also need a one-way ticket to the Cayman islands and $30 million dollars

Me

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From: J.G. the White
To: Me
Cc: Amandrine Garcon
Subject: RE: Contact Form

Sounds good – I will book your time for next week.

Thanks!

J.G. the White